Monday, February 27, 2012

Reason #83 not to have kids.

Or, heck, this might be reason #94 to have kids. I'm not sure.

A colleague of mine was regaling us with a tale of her 3-year-old son, L. He's quite the character, and stories about his antics remind me of stories my mom used to tell about my cousin when he was a kid.

L and one of the neighbour kids were playing in the basement, when the neighbour kid came upstairs crying.

My colleague:
Aw, what's wrong? Did something happen?

Kid:
L hit me in the eye with his penis!

...yeah, me laughing my balls off just re-typing that has definitely tipped the scales towards the "this is one of the reasons to have kids" side of the ledger.

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