And yes, new cellular telephone, you are partially at fault. (More on that later.)
Current gadgetry inventory:
- one desktop computer (Linux)
- two notebook computers (netbook runs Win7, laptop is an old iBook)
- one iPod Touch (4th generation)
- one cell phone (Blackberry Curve 9300)
- regular telephone
- cell phone
- text message
- MSN Messenger
- Facebook Chat
- Gmail Chat
I have my cell phone on my coffee table presently. Will it ding and tell me I have a text?
MSN is on. (Does anyone use MSN anymore?) Who will contact me there?
I'm currently chatting with former blogger ECB on Facebook. Who else will pop up?
I've only contacted two people through iMessage so far. How the hell does it work?*
And don't even get me started on all the Strip-O-Grams I get on a daily basis. Really? Does a man need to see all those boobs?**
Anyway... this is stressing me out. I didn't think it would, but the addition of the cell phone has been the real tipping point. I don't want to have to think about all these things all at once. This is too many. Too many connections to people.
I was fine with landline and email. I really was.
You want to get in touch with me? Call my house. If I'm there, I'm probably alright to talk with you, unless I'm in the shower. But when I get out and dry myself off, I'll hear your message, and call you right back. Or, if I'm out of the house, that means I'm busy doing something else, so when I get back from doing whatever it was that I was doing, I'll check your message and get back to you.
Or, if you wanted to send me something electronically, or just have a textual conversation with me, or if it's not really urgent, or it's just more convenient to type, that's what email and Facebook/MSN messenger are for. If it's urgent, call me. If it's really urgent and I'm at work, call my work and they'll find me, I guarantee you. I've been working ten years and this situation has never come up; I'm not saying it never would, but y'know, ten years.
So, that's the point at which I find myself. I'm antsy, I really am. And I don't want to be. I'm not sure right now, but I think, most of the time, my cell phone will just be off. I don't want it dinging all the time. Call my landline; I've decided to keep it, and keep it as my primary means of communication. If you and I are planning on doing something, maybe I'll have my cell on me, but don't bet on it; I'm betting on you keeping your word, because there's a chance I've had to rearrange other things in my life in order to accommodate this thing we were supposed to be doing, and changing or cancelling at the last minute is a dick move, and then I'm sitting at home alone instead of doing the other thing I'd have been doing if I hadn't made a plan to do the thing with you that you just flaked-out on.
It's ok. I can change this plan I made, he's got his cell on him.
Ah, no, it's not ok.
...wow, I really got off on a rant there. But rants are good. I'm done, though.
* According to the Insane Clown Posse, probably magic.
** Yes, I do.