Format: liquid-filled capsules
Colour: green (D&C yellow #10, FD&C blue #1)
- Dextromethorphan hydrobromide (15 mg)
- Pseudoephedrine hydrochloride (30 mg)
- Doxylamine succinate (6.25 mg)
- Acetaminophen (325 mg)
Pussying-out factor: 4.6/5
Yeah, I have a cold. And yeah, I'm becoming a pussy in my thirties: hotels and not hostels, flying and not driving, California Condor eggs and not chicken eggs. (They really do make the best omelettes. C'mon over sometime, I'll make you one.) And so, I will decide to revel in my pussitude by, for the first time, taking the generic equivalent of NyQuil to knock my ass out sometime around 9pm tonight.
Tomorrow I'll let you know how it went. I'll be sure to leave the heavy-machinery-operating until then... sorry if I had an appointment with you tonight to drive your combine to bring in some of the corn. Give my secretary, Doris, a call to reschedule.