I called up my grandpa, who turned 90 today. I congratulated him on the birthday, and he talked about the get-together my family had on the weekend (which I couldn't attend because I was busy playing 7 baseball games in less than 36 hours).
"It's so great to have a family. You oughtta get yourself a pretty young thing to settle down with and start a family of your own. You're getting older, you know."
Great, now the nonagenarians are getting on my case.