Y'know, like the Gordon Lightfoot song, but with a state containing real live Major League (exhibition) Baseball instead of a province containing real live Conservatives.
I think I'll take the ol' laptop with me — I get free internet at all the places I'm staying, so why not? — so you might hear from me in the next few days. If not, rest assured that I will be (a.) drinking a lot, (b.) nerding-out on baseball, and (c.) wearing a lot of sunscreen.
Later, you bastards!