The fourth annual "JTL Florida March Break Baseballfest Bonanza" needs a sweet set of wheels to hopscotch around the Sunshine State, so I decided to call up a rental car company which shall remain nameless (but I will tell you that their colours are the same as a bumblebee's).
Me: "Yeah, so, I was wondering if there's an extra charge to drop off a car at a different airport than I pick it up at."
Agent: "Well, there is no charge for an inter-city rental, but there is a charge for a one-way rental."
Me: (don't really catch the gist the true idiocy of what she said and proceed to give details about the days and cities I require for said rental)
Agent: (quotes me an astronomically-high price)
Me: "Whoa, that's really high. I thought there was no extra charge for an inter-city rental."
Agent: "That's correct, sir. But there is a charge for a one-way rental."
Me: "But, aren't inter-city rentals, by definition, one-way rentals?"
Agent: "That is correct, sir."
Me: (struck speechless by the stupidity on the other end of the phone)
In conclusion, the show "Community" is really, really funny.