Thursday, September 10, 2009

Stevie Speaks.

At a private (so he thought) gathering of Conservative Party faithful, Stephen Harper was caught on tape saying this:

"If we do not win a majority, there will be a Liberal government, propped up by the socialists and the separatists."

Is that a promise, Steve? If it isn't, can it be? Because there's no way in hell you're going to win a majority, if Iggy brings you down this fall. Too many people just flat-out hate you and your d-bag ways, and I'm one of them. In fact, when I dream about the kind of government Steve described, and then when I wake up, it looks like I peed in my bed a bit, but it doesn't look like pee, and it smells a little like bleach.

1 comment:

Eve said...

Bleach? Are you a robot?