Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Drink up.

Seen in a text-based ad-sidebar on a newspaper's website (link not replicated to protect the stupid who might click on it):

Top Whole House Fluoride Water Filter
Kevin Trudeau reports that Fluoride is dangerous. Free Ship. On Sale.

You might remember Mr. Trudeau as the guy who was fined and later banned from doing infomercials for fraudulently hawking stuff on TV.

You might also know that a bunch of tinfoil-helmeted conspiracy-freaks, not unlike Col. Jack Ripper from Dr. Strangelove, are suggesting that the fluoridation of tapwater is a giant government conspiracy to make us dumb so we can be controlled more gooder by the people that like run the country and stuff and shit ya rite LOL WTF BBQ

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Wow, that naturopathic herbal magnetic crystal colonic-irrigation really fixed me right up. Flushed the stupid right out of me. At any rate, if Kevin Trudeau says something, you can automatically assume, quite confidently, that it's patently false.

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