Milk is really expensive at Sobey's.
Severely thrashing a bar full of people on Buzztime (formerly NTN) Trivia is satisfying.
Britney Spears should stop singing.
You can really spend a lot on a hammer if you want to, but you probably don't have to.
Dollar-store soy sauce sounds like a good idea, but it's going to taste like shit. Spend the money for the real stuff.
Taking the TTC isn't so bad if you're not in a hurry, but if you are, life's probably gonna suck.
TV commercials are too loud.
You probably won't need a vase too often, but there'll probably come a time when you'll need one, at which point you'll wish you had one around.
Neil Young's After The Gold Rush album is really, really good.
That's all for today. Next time, we'll discuss the 51st way to leave your lover — the way that Paul Simon didn't want you to know about!