Sunday, November 30, 2008

I just don't know what to make of this.

Funny? I think so.

Sad? A bit, yeah.

American? You bet your ass. (Emphasis mine.)

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First kiss saved for wedding

CHICAGO — Won't kiss on the first date? How about waiting until marriage?

Chicagoans Melody LaLuz and Claudaniel Fabien shared their first kiss yesterday at the altar.

The two teach abstinence at the city's public schools and practised what they preach to their teenage students.

The Chicago Tribune reports the couple had never kissed and had never been alone together in a house.

A friend of LaLuz says wedding guests cheered and stomped during the two-minute smooch between the 28-year-old bride and 30-year-old groom.

LaLuz and Fabien say they have no worries about how they will spend their honeymoon in the Bahamas.

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Insert jokes and witty one-liners here.

2 comments:

Renee said...

The worst part is that they'll never know what they missed out on. Reminds me of this

Renee said...

(I am a proponent of teaching "Abstinence-only-if-you-can't-get-laid" in schools.)