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I did the triple jump! It is a very useful sport. It measures your ability to do three different types of jumps in quick succession. If you are running from a tiger and don't know how to change from a hop to a skip, you are pretty much fucked.QED.
Touché, my friend.Touché.
My favourite useless sport so far has been synchronized diving.If you thought doing a back 2½ somersault 2½ twists pike off of a board 10m from the surface of the water was out there, then you've obviously never tried doing it in perfect synchronization with another guy doing the exact same ridiculous dive.http://img.iht.com/images/2008/08/13/13diver550.jpgThis completely useless sport was for some reason introduced in 2000, when they can't even get Squash in yet for gods sake. Incidentally, China are 4 for 4 in synchronized diving medals.
I was also a triple jumped. And I hated it. Dumbest event in track, even dumber than pole vault, steeplechase, and the 400m hurdles.
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