Monday, July 28, 2008

I have immense influence over the wheelings and dealings of the front office of the Detroit Tigers.

Let's follow the sequence of events here, shall we?
  1. Todd (gay name) Jones blows his third save in his last seven tries on Friday night.
  2. Very shortly thereafter, I, JTL (extremely heterosexual name) go ballistic on this very blog. Right here.
  3. Sometime on Saturday, Jim (also a very heterosexual name) Leyland demotes Jones from the closer role, promoting Fernando (sexuality undetermined) Rodney into the role.
I think the case is pretty clear here.

I RUN THE DETROIT TIGERS
SINGLE-HANDEDLY
WITH THE POWER OF MY BLOG

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