As I was explaining this to Frequent Site-Contributor ECB, a diagram started to materialize in my head. Because my memory is akin to that of a goldfish, I had to ditch ECB and start drawing.
Behold, Mount Delusion, in all its grandeur:
It's no Rushmore or Everest, but it gets the job done. I usually strap on my climbing gear and head on up The Path as quickly as I can.
I've made it here often enough:
It stings when I have to climb back down, tail-between-legs. A lot. But hey, what's life if it doesn't bite you in the ass now and again?
Fortunately, though, I only made it here with the girl in question:
Disappointing to be sure, but the key factor of "Area Code Gap" (and not just 416/905) played a key role.
It's just a good thing I didn't do this, or else I'd have been in real trouble:
Those are a bit harder to shake off. Trust me.