I don't normally dig into my Spam folder in my email account, but I decided to pop on in there and see if anything made it in there which shouldn't have. This caught my eye, though, and I really have to hand it to the person/machine who wrote it:
Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!
Message body (beginning):
Turn your small gun into an enormous weapon for love-making!
Rely on this preparation to enhance safe and rapid growth!
And they say creativity is dead in advertising.