I was bound and determined, this year, to change at least one of those.
And I did.
It was surprisingly easy to change (b.), as I found out.
All I had to do was go to one of my local hangouts and look around for a little while, and pick-up like a mofo.
Top to bottom, maybe... I dunno... five minutes?
Jesus... if I'd have known it was that easy, I would've been getting dates left, right and centre.
Maybe because it's Valentine's Day, I dunno.
I don't want to jinx things, but I had one already tonight, and I gotta say, it was pretty sweet.
At any rate, behold: my dates.
Aside: You'll never guess who the #1 producer of dates is, worldwide. You will absolutely never, ever guess. Click the "Comments" link to see the answer.