Wednesday, January 02, 2008

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Since a graph is sort-of like a picture, but a little less detailed, I'd say a graph is probably worth a couple hundred words or so.

At any rate, this graph is particularly telling, and the three words it says to me are these: "Americans dislike Dubya."

Also, on a completely unrelated note, I had to make a gigantic change in my future life-plans today after watching the movie Juno. I've long stated that Weather Network reporter Oga Nwobosi will be my wife, but I've had to revise that.

Ellen Page,* if you're reading this — and I know you are — I already have several rings picked out, in a variety of styles and sizes. I'll get my buddy Dave to become an ordained minister through the mail. All you have to do is come to Toronto, show up at my apartment, and I will make you my bride. We will have a family band, and we will tour the countryside. And, unlike Ron Burgundy, we will invite everyone.

The J-man likes his women smart and Canadian!
* It's okay. She's almost 21, in real life. That's not entirely scandalous, is it?

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