Reading's good for ya.
Did you know your blog is the first google result for "Oga Nwobosi"? Did you know being a TV personality, she's probably googled herself and knows this? Did you know she's probably afraid of you? And rightly so?
Well, holy hell. I'll be damned.However, this fact has given me pause, and I would now like to set the record straight regarding this particular Canadian television personality.* * * * *Oga, if you're reading this -- and I have good reason to suspect you are -- rest assured that the only reason I picked you as the one-time object of my quasi-affection was because I'd just flipped past the Weather Network, saw you on it, and had your name stuck in my head.In no way am I stalking you. It is completely random. As you can see, I have now moved my sights on to Ellen Page of Halifax, star of Juno. I wish you all the best on your maternity leave, and not-so-secretly hope you name your baby after me.With very warmest (pelvic) regards,JTL* * * * *Jesus, maybe Eric's right. Be afraid, Ms. Nwobosi. Be very afraid.
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