Thursday, January 03, 2008

Gives you a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

If you type "Anally raping my grandmother" into Google, guess whose page shows up third?

Incidentally, the line comes from Clerks, one of my favourite movies of all time.

Still, though... I'm at once amused and slightly disturbed.


Eric said...

Did you know your blog is the first google result for "Oga Nwobosi"? Did you know being a TV personality, she's probably googled herself and knows this? Did you know she's probably afraid of you? And rightly so?

JTL said...

Well, holy hell. I'll be damned.

However, this fact has given me pause, and I would now like to set the record straight regarding this particular Canadian television personality.

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Oga, if you're reading this -- and I have good reason to suspect you are -- rest assured that the only reason I picked you as the one-time object of my quasi-affection was because I'd just flipped past the Weather Network, saw you on it, and had your name stuck in my head.

In no way am I stalking you. It is completely random. As you can see, I have now moved my sights on to Ellen Page of Halifax, star of Juno. I wish you all the best on your maternity leave, and not-so-secretly hope you name your baby after me.

With very warmest (pelvic) regards,


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Jesus, maybe Eric's right. Be afraid, Ms. Nwobosi. Be very afraid.