Evolution vs. Intelligent Design.
(Why did I even bother to give the latter initial capital letters?)
If you're a professor and you want to really not be taken seriously by the academic community, you'll fight hard to have high schools in your jurisdiction include intelligent design in their science curriculum.
Like this person.
Who got her ass kicked.
Now all we have to do is to spread the gospel about how intelligent design is a piece of rubbish, isn't anything close to science, and has no place in schools unless you happen to have a course entitled "How To Do Shitty Science And Trick Idiots Into Believing It".
Next up: horoscopes. The Babylonians knew they were crap; you should too!