So, the speakers attached to your computer are good 'n' loud because you've just finished listening to Chicago's "Where Do We Go From Here" for the eighth time today.
Then you go to a website that has one of those "Click here to download the next generation of IM smileys" ad banners (because lord knows we all need next-generation emoticons).
But then your mouse brushes overtop of one of them, and out of your speakers blasts one of these irritating little smiley characters shouting something ridiculously inane. And loud.
Then you jump off your chair a little because it scares the fuck out of you.
I hate advertising.
That's why I watch the CBC.
But I should really just remember to turn off my speakers.