This kid's name is Joel Zumaya.
He's twenty-one years old.
He can throw a baseball a hundred god damn miles an hour.
His curveballs make hitters' knees buckle.
He made his major-league debut yesterday.
He struck out 3 in two innings of work.
The Tigers won, 3-1.
Remember that name: Joel Zumaya.
You're gonna hear it a lot more in the future.
And not just from here.